October 20194 min read What kind of a monster are you? </p> <section> <h2>What Kind of a Monster are you?</h2> <div>Just exactly what kind of a monster are you? A howling queerwolf, a blood sucking daddy, a two-faced banshee or even a hairless twink siren! We all have our dark side. It’s good to get in touch with your internal monster, just to coordinate outfits and dastardly plans. Take the test if you dare and discover your inner demon! Mwahaha!</div> </section> <section> <h2>Howling Queerwolf Monster</h2> <div>You are a hairy, little muscle-pup. You like to follow people home and love a good cuddle. On the night of the full moon your passion peaks and sometimes you can’t help but sink your teeth into your handsome Master. All’s fair in woof and war. You have two weaknesses, the itchy spot just behind your ear and your inability to resist chicken. By chicken, of course, we mean young gay men.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Blood Sucking Daddy Monster</h3> <div>You love to care for others and are the ‘Daddy’ of the group. Unfortunately for you, you are the damned undead, cursed for eternity. This means you feed off the blood of innocent youths to survive. Lucky for you, young guys find you irresistible and hand over their fluids willingly. Despite your potential to live a very long life, you avoid the sun and have great skin. Wrinkles are simply unforgivable. Your wardrobe may need a little makeover, as large billowing capes are so 4 centuries ago.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Two-Faced Banshee Monster</h3> <div>You are the kinda monster who says I love you when you mean I’m horny. You just love pleasing people but hate responsibility. You have a hair obsession and spend more time combing your luscious locks than connecting with inferior humans or having any actual feelings. When you’re around, everything’s a scream. You do have slight stalker traits and tend to follow people to the grave, but hey, no one’s perfect.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Hairless Twink Siren Monster</h3> <div>Your hairless torso and enchanted grin make you irresistible to any man. Simply put, all of the wolves follow you home. A wink from you causes men to explode with erogenous hope. You have a voice that could sink a thousand ships. Sadly for you, every sailor drowns before reaching your remote island. The good news is, when you get married you can actually wear white. The bad news is, it sucks being an eternal virgin. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard where you slay them.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Evil Ex-Boyfriend Monster</h3> <div>You just don’t like sharing your things, especially your people. A date with you means a lifetime of endless annoying texts and follow up emails about ‘what you really meant’. You are however, a hot ticket in the bedroom and your exes often come back for another taste of your lollipop. These repeat sex sessions justify all of your annoying behavior. When you do find true love, it will be forever and every single beautiful moment of joy will be shared on Facebook.</div> <div></div> </section> <section> <h3>Charming Gentleman Monster</h3> <div>You have small talk down to a fine art and dress impeccably. You can lure a man home in 2 or 3 lines. You’re obsessed with wine, dancing, and the Royal Family. A conversation with you ranges from fine art to philosophy, but you often end on a dead note. Your tendency to murder your lovers has made you infamous and irresistible. Somewhere in a lost and forgotten attic, there’s a portrait of you getting uglier by the minute, but that’s the price of eternal beauty, you man killer.</div> </section> <section> <h2>Preferred Killer Outfit</h2> </section> <section> <h3>Monster of Choice</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Victim of Choice</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Pick a drink</h3> </section> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> Gay? Bi? Curious? Try our App!
