April 20174 min read Are You A Basic Bitch? </p> <section> <h2>Are You A Basic Bitch?</h2> <div>Everyone is secretly worried that they’re the basic bitch of the group. Finally, PLANETROMEO has developed a 100% accurate test to assess your own basic level. Some of us have fallen, but we can help you to claw your way back, others, well those bitches are forever basic. A lucky few are basic free; they are like complex, OMG, I can’t even! So, YASS, grab a Spicey Chai and take the test to see if you’re a basic bitch. #lifegoals #bffs #Chai #nowhip #skinnymarg</div> <div></div> </section> <section> <h2>Basic and Proud</h2> <div></div> <div>Congratulations. You answered the questions honestly and have revealed yourself to be basic and proud. So throw on your favorite pair of yoga pants, match those brown man UGGs with a totes cute Man Bag and hit the gym hard bro. Don’t forget to Insta and SnapChat your every thought, safe in the knowledge that you, me and everyone we know are the pinnacle of modern social media, it’s all about me. #selfie #selfless #helptheneddyinwhereever #Ihavefeelingstoo #1stworldproblemsarerealworldproblems Oh and if you want to change, like why? OMG, you’re so perf, your hair is on fleek, and your selfies are phenom, I can’t even. You’re so hot? I hate you. (I don’t hate you, I love you!)</div> <div></div> </section> <section> <h3>In Danger of catching Basic Bitch Syndrome</h3> <div>You are a borderline case, OK UGGs are really comfy, and yay designer coffees are an excellent opportunity to take a selfie while blowing off steam at how your name was misspelled again. It is, however, a slippery slope, soon you’ll be dreaming about your next pair of spangly yoga pants, you’ll be torn between inviting your best ex-boyfriend or your best gal-pal to your next vacation in the Canary Islands. And before you know it you’re 100% Basic, our advice to you is to have more sex, meet different people and try to avoid selfies that feature your next meal or your latest coffee. Food porn is basic, and for now, you can’t take the risk.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Definitely not a Basic Bitch</h3> <div>OK, you may be guilty of a few basic habits, but like who isn’t? OMG, I can’t even. You have shortened a few words for fun or on nights out, so totes and gorge are in your vocab, but you use them sparingly and appropriately. You have a real job and use social media to improve your life not to project a false ‘OMG SO Perfect’ vision of yourself. When you binge too much on the digital life adventure, you take time to chill with real people and find yourself. Essentially you are the perfect somebody all basic bitches wish they really were. Also, we suspect you are totally Vers which makes you even more perfect.</div> </section> <section> <h3>You are EXTRA</h3> <div>OK, so you are not Basic, it’s Ok, you can tell everyone, and I’m sure you will. You have a case of EXTRA. You’re snap chatting this as you read it, you’ve planned how to announce your result on Facer, and you’re finishing your rainbow eye shadow that’s a statement and fun all rolled into one. We need brave guys like you to fly the flag, and fight our corner. You are the Harvey Milk’s of today, but be kind to yourself and take a day off every now and again to love yourself. Also, your shoes are so cute, like OMG, I can’t even. MERCY.</div> </section> <section> <h2>You get a text from your best friend and a hot guy at the same time:</h2> </section> <section> <h3>Do you understand the literal meaning of literally?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Favorite drink</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Have you ever made words shorter for no reason?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>What is acceptable as a pair of trousers to go shopping in?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>I go to the gym;</h3> </section> <section> <h3>You finally get tickets to that amazing concert/event, do you;</h3> </section> <section> <h3>When people ask your sexual role, how do you answer:</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Preferred selfie pose</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Choose an interesting #</h3> </section> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>
